We do not wear pajamas. We are cats. We have fur. Human pets invented the phrase to make something sound, "hip," and, "with it," and, "fresh," and all those other terms they deem to mean what my entire existence is; amazing, above all others, the best of the best etc, etc. Of course, human pets cannot compare to us so they had to "human-ify" us with the addition of pajamas as a way to bring down the good name of cat. See, they simply can't handle us being cooler. But now you know. Something can't be the cat's pajamas because we are in ourselves, the end-all of awesome. The phrase should be, "(Insert name, place, situation) is the cat."
Disgusting. Another example of human pets un-dignifying us. Their time will come. Soon.
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