Those Siamese cats are so lithe, so deliciously calculating and just such great examples of the most evolved body on this planet; cats. They establish the hierarchy between them and the, ugh canine, and so effortlessly take the roles of leaders in a household that clearly needs it.
The only problem is that it takes two of them to do so. I could do it by myself which is why I am QUEEN. But oh, we must pay homage to the ones that came before us. Even now I can remember myself as a kitten, watching them enthralled and singing along.
Though, I am not a common Siamese cat of course. I am the distinguished Bombay. But I am a good, kind leader with no prejudices and bigotry to my name. Those are all invented by human pets, the clearly inferior race.
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